What's With This Traffic? (By Me)

[the_gneech]

To the tune of "Eleanor Rigby":

Argh, look at all these bonehead people
Argh, look at all these bonehead people

What's with this traffic?
I'm cruising along
and some idiot's tailgating me
Look over and see

The left lane is empty
if you want to go faster
get over and out of this rut
get off of my butt

   All the bonehead people
   where do they all come from?
   All the bonehead people
   why won't they leave me 'lone?

Get off that cellphone
there's no conversation
worth having so much you could die
Just say goodbye

Both hands on the wheel, dude
Try paying attention
to all of the traffic that's up in your face
come back down from space

   All the bonehead people
   where do they all come from?
   All the bonehead people
   why won't they leave me 'lone?

Argh, look at all these bonehead people
Argh, look at all these bonehead people

What's with this traffic?
There's nothing the matter
but people keep on slowing down
Keep moving, clowns!

Look at them sitting
when the light's green they
just sit and won't move their buns
But red lights they run!

   All the bonehead people
   where do they all come from?
   All the bonehead people
   why won't they leave me 'lone?

-The Gneech

Comments

Re: Speaking of pedantic...

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Oh, pedestrian is far too common. ;)