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[the_gneech]

Roiling Mass of Snakes to Receive $160 Billion in Government Stimulus

At least the blind cavefish provision got cut. That was pure pork, man.

-The Gneech

Comments

[maxgoof.livejournal.com]

Well, at least they got rid of the earmarks.

Now, you don't know who requested it.

[exatron.livejournal.com]

The blind cavefish provision was doomed from the start beccause it lacked support from The Ancient Society of Stonecutters No Homers.

[tehrasha.livejournal.com]

"Enough is enough. Im sick of these mutha-f*ing snakes, in this mutha-f*ing stimulus!"

...had to be done.

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

No, the Pig-Human hybrid project was pure pork.

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

[trenn.livejournal.com]

Well, technically, it was 50% pork.

[grizzly47.livejournal.com]

Even if it's removed you can find out: It's all part of Congressional Record.

Frankly I think all these pork spending items may end up in court - starting with injunctions to force a review of them.

I sincerely hope so MG, because I hate to see money flushed down the sewer, even if that sewer starts in Washington.

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think they got it up to 63.7%, but no one's sure since the bean counters where at the lima-human hybrid project.