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I don't know what they have to say
it makes no difference anyway
Whatever it is, I'm against it!
No matter what it is or
who commenced it
I'm against it!

Your proposition may be good
but let's have one thing understood:
whatever it is, I'm against it!
And even when you've changed it
or condensed it
I'm against it!

I'm opposed to it
on general principles
I'm opposed to it

(He's opposed to it!
In fact, in detail,
he's opposed to it.)

For months before my son was born
I used to yell from night 'til morn,
"Whatever it is, I'm against it!"
And I've kept yelling since
I first commenced it
I'm against it!

(Knowing Dad as I do
I'd not advise you
to displease him
or tease him
No, no!
Don't double-cross him
or toss him
When dear old Dad
once gets mad
he's a hound!)

My son is right
I'm quick to fight
I'm from a fighting clan
When I'm abused
or badly used
I always get my man!

No matter if he's in Peru
or Japan
I go ahead
alive or dead
I always get my man!

(Something unintelligible from the chorus)

I'd soon dispose
of all of those
who put me on the pan
Like Shakespeare said
to Nathan Hale:
"I always get my man!"

(He always gets his man!)
That's what I said!

(He always gets his man!)
That's what I mean!

(He always gets his man!)
You're telling me???

(He always get his man!)
Oh are you listening?

(He gets his man!
He gets his man!)

I always get!
I always get!
I always get, I always get!
I always get, I always get!
I always get my man!
the_gneech: (Default)
Gray Poupon made a spicy, artisanal ketchup, but it didn't take off. In hindsight, "Do you have any Brown Poupon?" was a terrible slogan.

-The Gneech
the_gneech: (Mysterious Beard)
Why the hell am I still awake?

-The Gneech

PS: I didn't promise that it would be an interesting thought.
the_gneech: (Kero shouting)
Enough time has passed; we, as a nation, must acknowledge that this happened and punish those responsible.

-The Gneech
the_gneech: (Leonard machismo)
I have very sexy shoulders.

Everything above them and below them is a gawdawful mess.

But still.

Dem shoulders.


-The Gneech
the_gneech: (Kero Talkie WTF)
With a gloopstick holler yessiree
snarzle, snarzle on that tree


Sep. 19th, 2013 12:13 pm
the_gneech: (Alex Spaz)
the_gneech: (Alex Spaz)
Like, right now. I'm hungry.


Stupid non-spontaneously-materializing summer sausage!

the_gneech: (Alex Spaz)

c/o [ profile] theweaselking.
the_gneech: (LIGHTNING from my FINGERS!)
Dalai Lama laser eyes!

Snagged shamelessly from [ profile] gamera_spinning.

-The Gneech
the_gneech: (Boot to the Head)
...Dr. Evil traveled back in time and stole my mojo.

-The Gneech, needing to get his mojo back
the_gneech: (Kero asleep)
I don't want to do anything today.

I don't want to go to the gym. I don't want to go to work.

I don't want write, I don't want to draw, I don't want to eat my breakfast.

I don't want to put on my shoes.

I don't want to make this post.

-The Gneech
the_gneech: (Me Barbarian)
...sorry, I have no idea why I said that.

-The Gneech
the_gneech: (MST Geeks)
Dear Gneech:

The fandom is not the thing itself.

When fandoms are obnoxious, it's not the thing itself being obnoxious.

Don't let the fandom ruin your love for [insert whatever here].

Don't let idiots within the fandom ruin your love for the fandom, if you can avoid it.

Now take a deep breath, and move on.

-The Gneech

Not Quite

Jun. 10th, 2012 10:15 am
the_gneech: (Alex Spaz)
I almost have the moves like Jagger.

What I've actually got is a moose-like stagger.

But hey, that's close, right?

the_gneech: (Kero Magic Whupass)
Today my goal is to kick butt and take names.

I'm not sure at what, yet. But whatever it is I'm going to do today, I'm going to do it in the most awesome way possible!


-The Gneech, Like a BOOS [sic]
the_gneech: (Alex Spaz)
...that your pencil sharpener is just dead. -.-

the_gneech: (Alex Spaz)
This morning, my brain is attempting to make a mashup of "Weapon of Choice" with "Caramelldansen."

Note that this is utterly against my will, not to mention every musical and artistic sensibility I have.


o/` Oats sell me O's, funk is gonna gitcha o/`


-The Gneech
the_gneech: (Me Barbarian)

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

-The Gneech
the_gneech: (Legolas silhouette)
Hmm. I wonder if I have any blue-lined, 1" hex paper.

-The Gneech

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