OOP and the Evil, Knee-Eating Table

[the_gneech]

On lunchbreak here on the second day of ASP.NET training; we're very stealthily sneaking up on the whole Object Oriented Programming thing ... we've created our first Class and Methods within it, as well as discussing the whole Instance/Object concept. So far it's largely been review for me, although learning the specifics of how this is all done in Visual Studio has been interesting. It's all quite cool. :)

My lunch order from Zippy's arrived ... apparently they were under the impression that I asked for an onion sandwich with roast beef. X.x So my neighbors are gonna hate me. As I settled down to eat it, I discovered to my chagrin that I'd chosen the Evil, Knee-Eating Table ... I imagine the other students were wondering why I was writhing and pounding on the table in silent agony. Eventually, when I could see, breathe, and speak again, I managed to croak out an explanation around pained gasps.

Stupid trick knee. :P

Anyway, I have just enough time to scoot across the street to Starbucks, so off I go! Maybe a mint mocha frappuccino will counter the Onions From Hell.

-The Gneech

Comments

[wardy.livejournal.com]

OOP is the work of the devil and after three years of learning java, all I had to show for it was utter lack of comprehension, the desire to eradicate Sun Microsystems and a lot more grey hairs!

Wardy

[exatron.livejournal.com]

I wonder if the knee-eating table is related to the kite-eating trees.

[hantamouse.livejournal.com]

Onion Mocha Frappuccino? I'd love to have one of those.

You know, so I could leave it on someones doorstep and light it on fire or something.

[susandeer.livejournal.com]

What is it with men and banging up their knees? It must be the little boy in them...the one with the skinned knees, reminding you that, if you're going to get hurt, you ought to be doing so while having fun or making mischeif.

Or else you guys just don't pay enough attention to your surroundings. @:)

[sirfox.livejournal.com]

MINT MOCHA FRAPPUCHINO FTW!