Pondering Monster Table

[the_gneech]

Roll once per day while wandering the halls of the Monster Academy.

d20 Pondering Monster

1. Contemplating Caterwaul
   
2. Deliberating Dragon
   
3. Pensive Pegasus
   
4. Considering Cobra
   
5. Musing Mastadon
   
6. Ruminating Rakshasha
   
7. Speculating Spirit
   
8. Meditating Medusa
   
9. Cogitating Carrion Crawler
   
10. Philosophizing Phantom
    
11. Sophistic Sphinx
    
12. Dreamy Demon
    
13. Wistful Wight
    
14. Transcendant Terrasque
    
15. Logical Lamia
    
16. Cognitive Chimera
    
17. Sensitive Siren
    
18. Mindful Mummy
    
19. Provocative Poltergiest
    
20. Engrossed Elemental
    

-The Gneech

Comments

[jamesbarrett.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah. That's silly all right. Most of those would tear up a low level party, so don't go into this academy unless your 5th level or higher. (preferably higher)

Frisk

[nekomimikun.livejournal.com]

But where are their abilities of Instant PC-Slaying +20?

[jamesbarrett.livejournal.com]

Since these beasties hang out in an academy, they're classes probably involve such things as that. Instant PC-Slaying 204; Practical ways to get PC's to fall into your traps, or something like that. Plus, they probably have a library full of books like How to deal with your average adventurer.