the_gneech | My tweets

Tue, 12:47: Not who I was thinking of, but I like it. // RT @jonastronic: oh, like Captain America and Batman? Yeah, that was a good road trip.
Tue, 12:47: Behold! I dip my potato chip into my potato soup and... POTATOCEPTION. #Bwaaaa
Tue, 12:57: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. My proposition today is a simple one: ten million dollars to whoever kills the Batman.
Tue, 12:58: No. // RT @Inkblitzer: Does it have to be Batman? Can it be a guy who looks like a bat?
Tue, 12:58: Child's play. I could do that myself if I wanted. // RT @SeiferA: what if we killed the robin?
Tue, 13:01: No. // RT @marktspence: What about a guy with rabies? #AskingForAFriend
Tue, 13:02: What you do on your own time is not my concern. /RT @Inkblitzer: Can't we just kill Superman? At least that guy has a predictable weakness.
Tue, 13:04: "Kill the Batman!" "But I am le tired..." // RT @Inkblitzer: We'd pretty much be the worst supervillians ever.
Tue, 13:05: What would be the point? // RT @NEligahn: Can't we just kill Aquaman? It'd be easier...
Tue, 13:18: Laserctopus! /RT @NEligahn: We create genetically insane giant sharks and unleash them on mankind. It works for SyFy and The Asylum movies.

Tue, 13:20: IN 3-D! // RT @NEligahn: Laserctopus vs UBERMECHAShark vs Squidtosharktadino vs Sharkdragon. I'd film it. *Sagenods.*
Tue, 13:26: RT @AlamoDC: Prepare for a roundhouse kick to your cinematic face with ENTER THE DRAGON tonight Tix http://t.co/5WCaac7cM1
Tue, 13:33: Wait, wait, what? No, of course I didn't say "kill the Batman." I said THRILL! "Thrill the Batman!" I was trying to entertain you, Bats!
Tue, 13:37: RT @DookFerret: Photoset: ask-20thesassyslendy: junk-os: sometimes your 13-year old self teach you things. good things. This... http://t.co…
Tue, 13:40: Only if he prn. it "dee." /RT @miniapplejack: Sounds like Side Show Bob on the Simpsons (I suppose he's German since he said Die Bart Die!)
Tue, 13:43: Carl Reiner in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid was pretty evil. #reinemachefrau // RT @marktspence: And no one who speaks German could be evil!
Tue, 13:46: CLEANING WOMAN??? *goes berserk* (This has been my tribute to @SteveMartinToGo.)
Tue, 13:57: RT @dduane: And now we're left with the question: WTF WAS IT?? http://t.co/2N6zm7wgfG
Tue, 14:02: I have a Klout score of 54! I'm pretty sure that means I'm a fictional character. Wouldn't surprise me.
Tue, 14:04: I'm internationally unknown! // RT @Inkblitzer: Wow, you're like... pseudo famous!

Tue, 14:13: There's Nothing I Don't Love About This. http://t.co/qcr4AuVSml
Tue, 15:02: RT @beatonna: agreed RT @Sunfire2109 "The Distress of the Privileged" is a blog entry about this that I think is critical and fair. http://…
Tue, 15:10: I started to make a joke that I had the lyrics from "Love Is Blue" stuck in my head... only to discover to my shock that it really has some.
Tue, 15:11: Also, the lyrics to "Love Is Blue" are incredibly depressing. I'm glad nobody uses them. XP
Tue, 15:12: Speaking of awful lyrics, did you know that the original Star Trek theme has lyrics? I'm glad nobody uses those, too.
Tue, 16:41: I just made a basic javascript function work! Good for me! ^.^ (Disclaimer: I have almost no training or experience w/ javascript.)
Tue, 17:01: RT @VeryShortStory: "I missed you," I said. You laid there, still and quiet. I took up my pen and dragged it across your pages. Suddenly we…
Tue, 23:04: Michael Macbeth story submission off! :) Wish me luck. ^.^'
Tue, 23:27: *looks in the mirror, makes a 'Crazed Villain Casting Spell' pose* SLEEEEEEP! *falls over* ZZzzzz....
Tue, 23:28: http://t.co/VeDqlvm4gf

Wed, 07:59: This is for @Inkblitzer, although he might not get why. http://t.co/rnAt61mkyQ @foalpapers will like it, too. #base #balls
Wed, 08:27: RT @Icenrose: @foalpapers During high school, I summed up my most basic measurement for success in life as "Don't be an NPC".
Wed, 08:31: Alas! Time to go to work! But at least that's better than "Alas! Time to starve in the street!" #CountYourBlessings
Wed, 09:40: Why does this remind me of @mlp_Twilight? https://t.co/VzCJmHWFqn
Wed, 10:06: Catbeardception. http://t.co/4tfpsYmLLz
Wed, 10:22: Cicada <3 http://t.co/lfmLhlioOU
Wed, 10:50: The grace of the tiger... http://t.co/fG31HK1Jue
Wed, 11:09: Rick learns a valuable life lesson. http://t.co/TIQpqx9I9l