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the_gneech) wrote2003-04-27 03:39 pm
the_gneech) wrote2003-04-27 03:39 pm
The (Embarrassment to All of) Man Show
Great, some dork invited The Man Show to Confurence.
Just as well that was Confurence's swan song, from what I hear. (Or death rattle, more like.)
I personally find the title "The Man Show" extremely misleading. Really their program should be "The Obnoxious Beer-Swilling Moron Show." There are lots of men who have very very little in common with Jimmy Kimble and his crew indeed.
Those guys wouldn't know squat about being a man if John Wayne rose from his grave and kicked their idiotic asses.
Being a man is about strength and honor, gallantry and grace. A man should be erudite, dignified, and charming. Things like bikini bimbos on trampolines barely passes as worthy of attention for neopubescent thugs in high school. A real man's response should be to give a dubious look, say with a sardonic sneer, "Way to raise the bar, boys; won't that be something you're proud to have on your tombstone?" and leave without looking back.
Oh well, I suppose nobody is totally worthless ... they can always serve as a bad example!
-The Gneech
Just as well that was Confurence's swan song, from what I hear. (Or death rattle, more like.)
I personally find the title "The Man Show" extremely misleading. Really their program should be "The Obnoxious Beer-Swilling Moron Show." There are lots of men who have very very little in common with Jimmy Kimble and his crew indeed.
Those guys wouldn't know squat about being a man if John Wayne rose from his grave and kicked their idiotic asses.
Being a man is about strength and honor, gallantry and grace. A man should be erudite, dignified, and charming. Things like bikini bimbos on trampolines barely passes as worthy of attention for neopubescent thugs in high school. A real man's response should be to give a dubious look, say with a sardonic sneer, "Way to raise the bar, boys; won't that be something you're proud to have on your tombstone?" and leave without looking back.
Oh well, I suppose nobody is totally worthless ... they can always serve as a bad example!
-The Gneech
Oie!
They must not be alloud to attend! Noooo!!
Of all the people to invite!! Ah!
Why dont you just pull random Ho-Bo Rednecked beer bellied hicks off the street into the con? An speaking as a person who was once homeless, that says alot!
Gack! noo! Evil evil evil! Must smite!
Even though i'm not going to the con, I now have extream pitty an sorrow for those who are! *wails*
*lends everyone his arsonal of swords, daggers, an bows... But not his Wasp-Fang Dagger, its is favrit.*
^~Kai
Yeah..
Jarrod
Re: Yeah..
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Such swill is only good for filling biohazard barrels.
-=TK
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I think that show is a perfect example of that in action.
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Sigh
For that, I give thanks.
T.