Childhood Memories, Out of Context

[the_gneech]

"'Shoot if you must, this old gray head. But spare my bowling ball!' she said!"

--Woody Woodpecker

--The Gneech

Comments

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

I wuz ridin' down a trail to Santa Fe,
And I met a purrty gal along th' way,
I said, 'Baby, you're a dream,'
She said, 'Touch me and I'll scream.'
So I tipped my hat and slowly rode away.

I wuz ridin' down a trail to Santa Fe,
And I met another gal along th' way,
I said, 'Ain't we met before?'
And she drew her .44,
So I tipped my hat and slowly rode away.

-- Tom and Jerry

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

No thanks, we've already picked up the spare.