the_gneech: (Shiver Me Timbers)
the_gneech ([personal profile] the_gneech) wrote2008-09-19 03:44 pm

Sir, Yes Sir!

Major Henessey instructed me to take four crates of baked beans over to the commissary, so I've brought this requisition form. Yes, I understand that I'm normally only supposed to take one box over there a week, but Major Henessey very specifically said four crates.

Yes, I realize that it's irregular, but there's nothing I can do about that, you'll have to take it up with Major Henessey.

Um, I don't want to be insubordinate, but is there any chance we could do this a little faster? If I don't find a snipe and bring it back to the barracks tonight, I'm going to have bed-making duty for a week.


What?

Not Talk Like a Private Day either. Then why did you say—

Fine, fine, nevermind, have it your way. I give up!

-The Gneech

[identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, I just thought of them this morning. But FWIW, I did think of them all at once.

-TG