the_gneech: (Kero Are You Crazy)
the_gneech ([personal profile] the_gneech) wrote2004-12-07 09:23 pm

An Open Letter to Northern Virginia

Dear Stupid:

It is DE - CEM -BER. It is NOT AP - RIL. Please stop with the 60-degrees, heavy overcast, and drizzle. Make with the bright blue sky and just below freezing, with last night's snow fresh on the ground.

While you're at it, stop with the talking on the cellphone while you drive, too.

-The Gneech

[identity profile] drfgeek.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hell with snow, I'll take the rain and Indian winter. People drive less stupid in those conditions.

[identity profile] walkertxkitty.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Could you please CC that letter to Florida? While we're not exactly supposed to have snow, the temperature is unseasonably warm. I'm convinced that not only is Florida talking on the cell phone while driving, it is also picking its arse and eating a taco :P

[identity profile] dennisthetiger.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
We're ridiculously cold of recent here in California - down to the 30s at night in Orange County. You can have it. =^_^=

[identity profile] jamesbarrett.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! What he said! and lots of it. I feel awkward cause I'm supposed to be wearing a coat, but I'm too darn hot to wear one cause the weather's all wonky. -Frisk
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[identity profile] jamesbarrett.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
parts of Maryland are considered Northern Virgina to me, dude. -Frisk

[identity profile] hantamouse.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Let there be snow!

[identity profile] laurie-robey.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool!

[identity profile] softpaw.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ditto that one to Missouri

[identity profile] tr-wolf.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
All of you, come to England! :P It's cold and wet here in December, and there's always anticipation as to whether there'll be snow or not.

Plus come on, Christmas in England... panto, tradition, atmosphere... ya cant beat it ;)

I'll see you at the airport?

[identity profile] iamertai.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Northern Virginia talks on the phone while it drives?

That must be a very large phone.

[identity profile] stilghar.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Bloody global warming.

[identity profile] merryjest.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll give you the snow if you give me the 60 degrees >_>

Hrm

[identity profile] reynai.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I the only one who doesn't mind it? Maybe it's just because I find overcast, moderately cool days with no sun and nice happy fog to be very nice weather...
Went to lunch via footwear today as I didn't have a vehicle available to me, and had a nice enjoyable mile-long walk in wonderful windy weather. Only lack of sidewalks in certain areas dampened my happiness at any point.
Ah well.