Because!

[the_gneech]

In honor of this morning's dorky spam, any posts I make today are going to be signed with the wrong name.

-Cordwainer Byrd

(Not necessarily comments, but definitely posts. -Bently Tipmeaning)

Comments

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Let those creative juices get flowing again...

Actually, it's amazing how well it works to that effect!

-Mad Jack McMad

[joeygatorman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but now I forgot HOW they flowed. (*looks up quick reference vol. III*) Hmmmmmm...it seems the juices taste like...WATERMELON!

—Tastee Dinenage

[joeygatorman.livejournal.com]

(By the way: TWO syllables in “Dinenage.” not DIN-nee-age or DIN-nen-age...it’s DINE-nage, just to clear things up.)