Because!

[the_gneech]

In honor of this morning's dorky spam, any posts I make today are going to be signed with the wrong name.

-Cordwainer Byrd

(Not necessarily comments, but definitely posts. -Bently Tipmeaning)

Comments

[kylet.livejournal.com]

Now that's just silly.

--Dodgy McDeferentialpants

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Well it's that kind of morning! I've got Love Shack playing on da jukebox and I keep expecting graveyardgreg to pop up in my cubicle with a microphone and his shiny pants.

-Jollop Waistsplendor

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Great, you've now gotten me to thinking about this older song I know (I want to say Ray Stevens) that the chorus went something like this

I want to sing and dance,
I want to sing and dance,
I want to be a pirate in the pirate's opening dance
With my silver buckled slippers and my tight, shiny pants,
I want to sing and dance.

Blackbeard Silverfish

[camstone.livejournal.com]

This is just so wrong.... it's right.

- Wrongway Corrigan

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Glad you think so! Maybe we can start a movement!

-Wankle Rotaryengine

[camstone.livejournal.com]

I dunno... I sense a downward spiral in the future! Perhaps I'm just feeling blue...

- D. Tidybowl Man

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

At the risk of being a cold shower, that's not the kind of movement I meant. ;P

-Augustus Pantygrace

[camstone.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll definately clean up my act and try to bubble myself up then! I'll exchange my previous attitude and whiten and brighten my day with a cleaner than clean and disinfecting viewpoint!

- C. Scrubbing Bubbles

(It was the Soap Scum, I tell you!)

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

I can tell that your job has left you feeling drained!

-Mayor Moody Baby

[camstone.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I am powering through all the muck and greasey build up - getting benieth the backlog... and will resolve all the standing around problems - in order to clear the decks... allowing others to play, while I work and accomplish many powerful and important things today. I work, so you don't have tooooooo....

- D. Rain O.

(The allegory of my life under a continuing resolution.):p

[cerisewolf.livejournal.com]

Oh no, toilet humor!

-Ivana Tinkle

[frostdemn.livejournal.com]

Interesting.
And will that include a post in the name of Gerg?

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

One never knows!

-Justin Thyme

(here from metaquotes)

[naa-tualle.livejournal.com]

I actually knew a guy who's parents named him that, as well as a girl named Summer Moss :: shrugs ::

-Fumky McWinkerstein

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[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

I once had to process a mail-order somethingorother from a person named "Linda D. Splatt"...

-Alopecia Areata

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[laurie-robey.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Dr. J.Q. Quackenboss!

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[frostdemn.livejournal.com]

Methinks he's started a fad!
~Ronthony Hopskipanjumpkins

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[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

I once met a lady named Mary Christmas. Her brother's name was Noel.

-Disgruntled of Tunbrige Wells

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[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

I was thinking recently about cruel names for children. Specifically a family named North and their twin daughters, Carolina and Dakota.

Havalar Gerwang.
(and no, I didn't come up with that.)

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[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

I did once work for a guy named Richard Headley. No one ever called him "Dick", well at least not to his face.

Hugh Jampton

[joeygatorman.livejournal.com]

Good idea. Let those creative juices get flowing again...or, you could live inside an encyclopedia for a while.

—Rubens Somalia (living inside vol. 16)

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Let those creative juices get flowing again...

Actually, it's amazing how well it works to that effect!

-Mad Jack McMad

[joeygatorman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but now I forgot HOW they flowed. (*looks up quick reference vol. III*) Hmmmmmm...it seems the juices taste like...WATERMELON!

—Tastee Dinenage

[joeygatorman.livejournal.com]

(By the way: TWO syllables in “Dinenage.” not DIN-nee-age or DIN-nen-age...it’s DINE-nage, just to clear things up.)

[dermotmacflann.livejournal.com]

I like funny names. :3

- Cutness Fwuffkins

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Hey, who doesn't?

-Rothbart McFlannel

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

Silliness abounds!

- J.P. Crunchmore

[furrymouse.livejournal.com]

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee!

-Ranplaster Burstingfoam

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

That's totally fab, innit lads?

-Yellowness Q. Submarines

[emiofbrie.livejournal.com]

Weird...

--Sadako Kurosawa

[aurora77]

I actually met a guy named Harry Thong. I wish I was kidding. Poor guy.

- Grappecram Puffabos

[austinwolfclaw.livejournal.com]

Simply junk mail. They want your money.
~Lazeron Quy

[kellic.livejournal.com]

Coolness! :x)

-The Mad Catter