Because!

[the_gneech]

In honor of this morning's dorky spam, any posts I make today are going to be signed with the wrong name.

-Cordwainer Byrd

(Not necessarily comments, but definitely posts. -Bently Tipmeaning)

Comments

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[naa-tualle.livejournal.com]

I actually knew a guy who's parents named him that, as well as a girl named Summer Moss :: shrugs ::

-Fumky McWinkerstein

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[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

I once had to process a mail-order somethingorother from a person named "Linda D. Splatt"...

-Alopecia Areata

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[laurie-robey.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Dr. J.Q. Quackenboss!

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[frostdemn.livejournal.com]

Methinks he's started a fad!
~Ronthony Hopskipanjumpkins

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[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

I once met a lady named Mary Christmas. Her brother's name was Noel.

-Disgruntled of Tunbrige Wells

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[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

I was thinking recently about cruel names for children. Specifically a family named North and their twin daughters, Carolina and Dakota.

Havalar Gerwang.
(and no, I didn't come up with that.)

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[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

I did once work for a guy named Richard Headley. No one ever called him "Dick", well at least not to his face.

Hugh Jampton