Because!

[the_gneech]

In honor of this morning's dorky spam, any posts I make today are going to be signed with the wrong name.

-Cordwainer Byrd

(Not necessarily comments, but definitely posts. -Bently Tipmeaning)

Comments

Re: (here from metaquotes)

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

I once had to process a mail-order somethingorother from a person named "Linda D. Splatt"...

-Alopecia Areata

Re: (here from metaquotes)

[laurie-robey.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Dr. J.Q. Quackenboss!

Re: (here from metaquotes)

[frostdemn.livejournal.com]

Methinks he's started a fad!
~Ronthony Hopskipanjumpkins