Because!

[the_gneech]

In honor of this morning's dorky spam, any posts I make today are going to be signed with the wrong name.

-Cordwainer Byrd

(Not necessarily comments, but definitely posts. -Bently Tipmeaning)

Comments

Re: (here from metaquotes)

[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

I once met a lady named Mary Christmas. Her brother's name was Noel.

-Disgruntled of Tunbrige Wells

Re: (here from metaquotes)

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

I was thinking recently about cruel names for children. Specifically a family named North and their twin daughters, Carolina and Dakota.

Havalar Gerwang.
(and no, I didn't come up with that.)

Re: (here from metaquotes)

[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

I did once work for a guy named Richard Headley. No one ever called him "Dick", well at least not to his face.

Hugh Jampton