Because!

[the_gneech]

In honor of this morning's dorky spam, any posts I make today are going to be signed with the wrong name.

-Cordwainer Byrd

(Not necessarily comments, but definitely posts. -Bently Tipmeaning)

Comments

[kylet.livejournal.com]

Now that's just silly.

--Dodgy McDeferentialpants

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Well it's that kind of morning! I've got Love Shack playing on da jukebox and I keep expecting graveyardgreg to pop up in my cubicle with a microphone and his shiny pants.

-Jollop Waistsplendor

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Great, you've now gotten me to thinking about this older song I know (I want to say Ray Stevens) that the chorus went something like this

I want to sing and dance,
I want to sing and dance,
I want to be a pirate in the pirate's opening dance
With my silver buckled slippers and my tight, shiny pants,
I want to sing and dance.

Blackbeard Silverfish