Because!

[the_gneech]

In honor of this morning's dorky spam, any posts I make today are going to be signed with the wrong name.

-Cordwainer Byrd

(Not necessarily comments, but definitely posts. -Bently Tipmeaning)

Comments

[camstone.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll definately clean up my act and try to bubble myself up then! I'll exchange my previous attitude and whiten and brighten my day with a cleaner than clean and disinfecting viewpoint!

- C. Scrubbing Bubbles

(It was the Soap Scum, I tell you!)

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

I can tell that your job has left you feeling drained!

-Mayor Moody Baby

[camstone.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I am powering through all the muck and greasey build up - getting benieth the backlog... and will resolve all the standing around problems - in order to clear the decks... allowing others to play, while I work and accomplish many powerful and important things today. I work, so you don't have tooooooo....

- D. Rain O.

(The allegory of my life under a continuing resolution.):p