Today's Bit-O-Zen

Be melting snow.
Wash yourself of yourself.

--Jalal al-Din Rumi

Why do I keep thinking, "o/` I'm gonna wash that me right out of my hair... o/`"

-The Gneech, freshly-scented

*sputter, snicker, giggle*

Homestar Runner: Ten HUT! Dwaft dodger, eh? Well see if those twees you're always hugging will save you when Gowdon Lightfoot's cweeping 'wound youw back stair! Company, hawt! Backwards, march!

Strong Bad: What the--?

Homestar Runner: Oh, and if you change youw mind, you want to twade in that skiwt you'we wearing for a nice paiw of camos, we're having a pep wawwy at The Stick in oh-fifteen-minutes!

Strong Bad: Wow, I thought I knew what "ridiculous" was, until this day.

-The Gneech

PS: I dunno, maybe there IS a "goodminton."

Because I Keep Seeing It...

Rowan Atkinson is NOT currently cast in any Harry Potter movie in any role, any more than Kenneth Branaugh was cast to play Obi-Wan in The Phantom Menace.

Just for the record. :)

-The Gneech