Postcards From Middle Earth

Maedhroc finds himself, much against his will, being taken further and further from the Shire. He's seeing lots of places he's only heard about from his old gaffer, but for the most part, they were places he was content to have only heard about — like the Old Forest, where ( he met this bizarre fellow. )

Then he's sent eastward as a messenger boy for the rangers. Did he really work his way to Honourary Shirriff just to end up delivering mail again? But at least he got ( to see some sights along the way. )

What's next, delivering pies to Rivendell?

Meanwhile, half a continent away, Galadhalion comes to the unhappy realization that ( Moria has sewers, and he's in them. )

Don't step in balrog scat, whatever you do. 0.o

-The Gneech