My tweets

• Sat, 13:57: And now, to the library! I owe them $0.40, and by the gods, I intend to pay it!
• Sat, 14:56: I tried to make chicken fried rice for lunch, but I couldn't get the batter to stay on. #AndThatsTerrible
• Sat, 15:18: RT @wilw: "Stop exterminating yourself! Stop exterminating yourself!" - Dalek older brothers.
• Sat, 15:34: RT @muskrat_john: Eggs are served "any style" at Graze. I asked for mine Gangnam. "There's an up charge for that," said our waiter. I tip…
• Sat, 16:19: Robin's egg, found under tree in yard. Hope occupant made it out safely. http://t.co/myvxSKgjbp
• Sat, 19:56: /cry #cardsagainsthumanity ( @CAH ) http://t.co/q9iyZ3c48C
• Sat, 21:05: Godammit, @CAH! #cardsagainsthumanity http://t.co/ooq0sVqJrw
• Sun, 10:15: Good morning, tweeps!
• Sun, 10:19: RT @rockinlibrarian: Dear @neilhimself, I just told my 4yo to "Make Good Art" as she started on a project. She replied, "I ALWAYS am Good A…