And Now, A Stupid Joke...

Obi-Wan and Darth Vader are sitting at a table in a cantina, when a film producer walks up to them and says, "Hey, guys, I'm shooting a music video for Abba and I want to use your amazing powers with the Force to create awesome special effects."

"I'm in," says Vader.

"I'll pass," says Obi-Wan.

"What?" says the producer. "Why won't you help?"

Obi-Wan looks the producer in the eye and says, "Only the Sith deal in Abba shoots."

-The Gneech

My tweets

• Tue, 15:15: I need to find more tabletop FRPGs to play in. Meanwhile, I’m gonna watch “Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger."
• Wed, 00:01: POMF!: Suburban Jungle http://t.co/cNPfcKsU9Z
• Wed, 08:29: Weather forecast for northern Virginia: heavy overcast, no precipitation. What day is it? Doesn’t matter. #blugh
• Wed, 08:45: I think the weather here is the way it is due to plot appropriateness. The center of the evil empire is always cloudy and dark.
• Wed, 09:07: And Now, A Stupid Joke... http://t.co/f38okbV3Fx
• Wed, 10:31: Oh, the lines are wobbly today. #AmDrawing #HandTremorWorldProblems
• Wed, 10:51: Yes? ^.^’ /RT @ThatOneJer: *didn't know Gneech had a patreon!!* I support an idiot a capella artist on there and I had no clue you had one!!
• Wed, 10:52: I’m sure the idiot a capella artist is very grateful! ^.^’ *awkward*
• Wed, 11:22: RT @dduane: #JohnStewart on the #Coke ad and assimilation: http://t.co/HeRkn8YuRg
• Wed, 11:29: RT @StayPuft: My March Madness bracket just has 64 slots that say GHOSTBUSTERS.

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