My tweets

• Tue, 08:02: @the_gneech Stop @-mentioning yourself, Gneech. It’s weird!
• Tue, 10:39: I would just like to take a moment to express a bit of frustration with all parties involved in this house sale (self included): BITE ME.
• Tue, 10:39: Thank you. We now return to your regularly scheduled Twitter feed.
• Tue, 11:39: Every deadline in my life is going to go whooshing past my head today, without me able to do diddly-over-squat about it.
• Tue, 11:39: So to heck with it all, I’ve walked to Starbucks and will be writing about Brigid and Greg all day. Take that, machinations of fate.
• Tue, 11:50: One of the baristas is doing a solo act of the “Everything you’re seeing now is happening, now!” scene from Spaceballs. Send help.