The Halfling Lass From Appletop

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A popular barracks/meadhall song in Orbis Leonis, sung to the tune of “The Mademoiselle From Armentiers.”

[call]

The halfling lass from Appletop is a tavern maid.

[return]

The halfling lass from Appletop is a tavern maid!

The halfling lass is a tavern maid.

In gold or kisses she gets paid!

[chorus]

Will you have another round, me lord?

[call]

The halfling lass from Appletop is three foot high.

[return]

The halfling lass from Appletop is three foot high!

The halfling lass is three foot high.

She looks your codpiece in the eye!

[chorus]

Will you have another round, me lord?

[call]

The halfling lass from Appletop is a lovely girl.

[return]

The halfling lass from Appletop is a lovely girl!

The halfling lass is a lovely girl.

She’ll take your stallion for a whirl!

[chorus]

Will you have another round, me lord?

[call]

I asked the lass from Appletop to be my bride.

[return]

He asked the lass from Appletop to be his bride!

I asked the lass to be my bride,

and spend a lifetime at my side!

[chorus]

Will you have another round, me lord?

[call]

The halfling lass from Appletop said “Nay, sir, nay.”

[return]

The halfling lass from Appletop said “Nay, sir, nay!”

The halfling lass said “Nay, sir, nay!

Not until your tab you pay!”

[chorus]

Will you have another round, me lord?

Put that in your weed-pipe and smoke it. 😉

-The Gneech