Weekly Weigh-In: Stomach Virus Plan Edition

Starting Weight (May 30, 2018): 305
Goal: 222 by April 26
Current: 268.5 (35 weeks)
Weekly Target Rate: 2 lbs
Weekly Average: 1.0 lbs
Starting Waistline (Sep 18, 2018): 46"
Current: 43.25" (17 weeks)
Goal: 32" by April 26
Weekly Target Rate: 0.45"
Weekly Average: 0.2"
BP: 132/84

I don't recommend the Stomach Virus Weight Loss Method, but there's no discounting its effectiveness. I'm below 270, bay-bee! 250, I'm comin' for ya!

-The Gneech