The Mind-Numbing Horror...

[the_gneech]

If you go down to the woods today
you're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today
you'd better go in disguise.

For every bear that ever there was
will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day
the teddy bears have their picnic!

Picnic time for teddy bears!
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
and see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily dance about!
They love to play and shout,
they never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
will take them home to bed
because they're tired little teddy bears.

If you go out in the woods today,
you'd better not go alone.
It's lovely out in the woods today,
but safer to stay at home.

For every bear that ever there was
will gather there for certain, because
today's the day
the teddy bears have their picnic!

Picnic time for teddy bears!
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
and see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily dance about!
They love to play and shout,
they never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
will take them home to bed
because they're tired little teddy bears.

Every teddy bear who's been good
is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous things to eat
and wonderful games to play!

Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
they'll hide and seek as long as they please,
for that's the way the teddy bears have their picnic.

Picnic time for teddy bears!
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
and see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily dance about!
They love to play and shout,
they never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
will take them home to bed
because they're tired little teddy bears.

Oh yes, they're tired little teddy bears!