I Am 'enery the Eighth, I Am

[the_gneech]

I am 'enery the Eighth, I am!
'enery the Eighth, I am, I am!

I got married to the widder next doah
she's been married seven
times befoah

And ev'ry one was an 'enery ('enery!)
She wouldn't 'ave a Peter or a Sam (No Sam!)
I'm 'er 'eighth old man named 'enery
'enery the Eighth, I am, I am!
'enery the Eighth, I am!

Second verse, same as the first!

I am 'enery the Eighth, I am!
'enery the Eighth, I am, I am!

I got married to the widder next doah
she's been married seven
times befoah

And ev'ry one was an 'enery ('enery!)
She wouldn't 'ave a Peter or a Sam (No Sam!)
I'm 'er 'eighth old man named 'enery
'enery the Eighth, I am, I am!
'enery the Eighth, I am!

-The Gneech

Comments

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

...are you trying to keep Whoopi Goldberg from sleeping too?

^^

[unciaa.livejournal.com]

Beaten to it. Curse youuuuuu!

[usagiweaver.livejournal.com]

Dude! Nobody should be that perky THIS EARLY in the morning!

Re: ^^

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

189 wpm. It's not just a good idea, it's the law! *wink*

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

*watches some reference go flying like whoooooooosh over his head*

-TG

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Ghost
Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg

Whoopi played Oda Mae, a "fake" psychic who could speak to ghosts. Until Sam [Swayze], recently murdered in a mugging, found out it wasn't just a mugging, and his girlfriend [Moore] is now in danger as a result.

He's asked her to help him convince the girl she's in danger, and Oda Mae has refused Sam. So he decided the best way to convince her was to act like that "botherbotherbotherbother" cartoon. He followed her around all through her day, and she ignored him.

But when Oda Mae went to bed, Sam started singing 'Enery The Eighth I Am, and just kept singing it over and over and over and over [the way the scene flipped in, it implied he'd been doing it for hours when the viewers got to see it]. She finally gave in just to shut him up and get some sleep.

[unclekage.livejournal.com]

Nine hundredth verse, same as the first...!

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Are you the Sam she wouldn't have, then?

-TG

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooh. :)

-TG

[blue-panther.livejournal.com]

Oy! No milk today!

[wbwolf.livejournal.com]

I suppose you're just exicited to hear that the new Harry Potter book as a publishing date for next year....? (july 16th if you haven't yet)

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Oooh, perfect! I'll be done with all the old ones by then.

Have the best

-=TK

[wabbitcalif.livejournal.com]

Y'know... as much as I normally like that song (as done by Peter Noone of Herman's Hermits fame - funny thing the lad has about names!) I think there is some D&D mage curse attached to this particular song that either (a) keeps people awake or (b) saps what energy they have.

Heh. "If you're a Mage of light, why are you shooting magic missiles?"
"I'm attacking the DARKNESS!"

[kelloggs2066.livejournal.com]

Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter...

[vverevvolf.livejournal.com]

Hmm... someone's changed the lyrics... in the version I annoy people with, it's

'Henry' and the second line of the chorus is

She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam (No Sam!)

and it ends with

H - E - N,R,Y,
Henry (Henry), Henry (Henry),
Henry the eigth I am, I am,
Henry the Eigth I am!

/.-, VVolf

[c-eagle.livejournal.com]

Now play the flip side! :D

[fferret.livejournal.com]

Damnit! He picked my nit!