So Very Not By Buddy Holly

[the_gneech]

If you knew, Mary Sue,
then you'd know why I feel blue
reading 'bout Mary, oh Mary Sue.
We all love you girl.
Yes, we love you, Mary Sue!

Mary Sue, Mary Sue
oh, how The Hero yearns for you,
oh, Mary, our Mary Sue!
We all love you girl.
Yes, we love you, Mary Sue!

I love you, Mary Sue!
And all the other characters love you too!
Oh, Mary, Oh Mary Sue.
Well, come save us, girl,
with your powers, Mary Sue.

Mary Sue! Mary Sue!
You're the villain's daughter, Mary Sue!
Oh, Mary, my Mary Sue!
But you'll save us all,
our angsty Mary Sue!

I love you, Mary Sue!
And The Hero loves you too,
oh, Mary, my Mary Sue.
We all love you girl,
You're our hero, Mary Sue!

-The Gneech