Hungarian Love Song, by the Jazz Butcher Conspiracy

[the_gneech]

You say you're hungry
well that's a shame
Of course, I can't say
exactly who's to blame
This town is crazy
it's quite insane
But I'll see it never
happens again.

Yeah I'm glad that we're meeting
'coz you should be eating
I can't stand to see you this way
Life looks much grimmer
if you have no dinner
So darling believe what I say

I'll be your breakfast
I'll be your dinner
You won't get hungry
You won't get thinner
To see you starving
Is no damned good
So darling, darling
I'll be your food

You queue for butter
and old jam tarts
To see you do this
weighs heavy on my heart
Ah, but you can break that state monopoly
And you can have all your meals for free
Just call me and you can start

'Coz there's no shortage
in our hotel
We eat like porkers
and drink like hell
So let's just sit in bed and talk
And you can bring a knife and fork
And bite bits and chew them well

Yeah life is for living
and love is for giving
And here is the scheme I propose
If you need groceries
Dear, they're much closer
than you might have first had supposed

I'll be your breakfast
I'll be your dinner
You won't go hungry
You won't get thinner
To see you starving
Is no damned good
So darling, darling
I'll be your food

BITE! (bridge)

I know it's bad dear
to say the least
This bloody nonsense
between the West and East
Oh, but you shouldn't take it quite so hard
You've got a butter mountain in your back yard
Just call me and we can feast

And if you need me,
girl I'm always there
Just take my bones out,
remove the hair
And if you go out I'll catch you later
I'll be waiting in your refrigerator
Diced into neat little squares

'Coz the best thing for you
is a gigantic stew
It's the answer to all your despair
Oh girl, don't try to be tender
Just make with the blender
I want you to know that I care

I'll be your breakfast
I'll be your dinner
You won't get hungry
You won't get thinner
To see you starving
Is no damned good
So darling, darling
I'll be your food

You know it's true!

I'll be your breakfast
I'll be your dinner
You won't get hungry
You won't get thinner
Don't take offense now
Don't think me rude
But if you need me
I'll be your food