*pulls out a shotgun and blasts the stoopid*

[the_gneech]

Self defense. It was the stoopid or me.

-The Gneech

EDIT: It does my heart good to see so many diverse people come together in fellowship to destroy the stoopid. Never have so many owed so much to so few for something so stoopid!

Comments

[sanity-cheque.livejournal.com]

Buddy, there's not enough shotgun ammo in the world.

Quick, while it's stunned !!!

[vverevvolf.livejournal.com]

*Runs over and pours holy water on the stupid, as it bubbles and fizzles, he grabs a wooden stake and mallet and drives the stake into the heart of the stoopid; then, loads a six-shooter with silver bullets and caps 2 into the head, one into the neck, and 3 into the chest. Next, he drops a slab of krytonite on it.*

Ok... that should holdlit for the next 5 minutes or so...

/.-, VVolf

Re: Quick, while it's stunned !!!

[annechen-melo.livejournal.com]

*rings the body with blessed salts and holy water* "Okay, hopefully that will keep it in one spot - let me check the GPS for the orbital laser"

Re: Quick, while it's stunned !!!

[purrzah.livejournal.com]

Stupid has a heart?

Re: Quick, while it's stunned !!!

[vverevvolf.livejournal.com]

Methaphorically speaking... yes.

You know like "The Heart of Darkness," it may not refer to a physical organ within the stupid, but means something akin to 'center' or 'core.'

/.-, VVolf

Re: Quick, while it's stunned !!!

[wardy.livejournal.com]

Nice work...

*holds up a "10" score card*

Wardy

Re: Quick, while it's stunned !!!

[ski-fox.livejournal.com]

Somebody go get a phaser rifle and vaporize it, before it can get away!

Re: Quick, while it's stunned !!!

[jamesbarrett.livejournal.com]

Don't bother shooting them in the head; there's nothing up there that they use anyway -Frisk

Re: Quick, while it's stunned !!!

[vverevvolf.livejournal.com]

On the contrary, stoopids tend to use their mouths an awful lot.

/.-, VVolf

Re: Quick, while it's stunned !!!

[jamesbarrett.livejournal.com]

true, but that's not connected to anything cognizant -Frisk

[the-lizard-rat.livejournal.com]

It's still coming! It looks like it made its Fortitude save for Death From Massive Damage!

Someone should have a Terrasque sit on it.

Lizard Rat out.
Distracting the Stoopid in Albany NY

[joeygatorman.livejournal.com]

Stoopids can handle guns now? My god, how terrifying! >.

[genecatlow.livejournal.com]

Stoopids have always been able to handle guns. As well as every and any other type of weapon. You can wound stoopid, even slow it down... but you can't kill it. -_-

yes you can...

[mammallamadevil.livejournal.com]

make it eat something from a roach coach off De La Cruz...

MLD

[hantamouse.livejournal.com]

For every Stoopid you kill, two more shall rise to take its place.

[stilghar.livejournal.com]

Is this an assault on stoopidity in general or a specific incidence of stoopidness?

[sirfox.livejournal.com]

One of the best lines out of Andrew Dice Clay... "So many assholes... So few bullets."

[wardy.livejournal.com]

Nice quote and your icon...looks like he sat on a carrot! ;-)

Wardy

[sirfox.livejournal.com]

hee!
Just got his hotel bill, actually!

[wardy.livejournal.com]

Nice one...no carrots then?

Wardy

[wardy.livejournal.com]

Not a jury in the land would convict you...

*hands you one of my patented SMF* Incinerators*

Wardy
*SMF - Stoopid Mother F****r

[kailucidricwolf.livejournal.com]

You make me mad, an you make me angry!

[the-mcp.livejournal.com]

"God must love the stupid -- he made so many of them."

[nekura-ca.livejournal.com]

It's impossible to destroy the stoopid, as a great man once said:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stoopidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

But that doesn't take away the satisfaction of turning it into a fine pink mist right now.

[vverevvolf.livejournal.com]

Ah, Albert Einstein, truely a man of genius.

/.-, VVolf