A Cool Quote

[the_gneech]

"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight, who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I mean, really, it was half-witted."
-- Christopher Lee

Comments

[frostdemn.livejournal.com]

I could've sworn when I first read it it said Superman.
But Dracula vs. Saruman? Yeah, that's a tricky one.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away."

[ziabandito555.livejournal.com]

Is that really a question? I mean obviously Saruman... now Sarumon vs. The Master... that would be interesting...

[camstone.livejournal.com]

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

[rigelkitty.livejournal.com]

I can actually hear the fanboy asking it.

[bailiff.livejournal.com]

Christopher Lee has no sense of humour. Sheesh. :)

Having said that, I vote for Saruman! Dracula has the strength, but Saruman's got the spells and stuff - and he kicked Gandalf's ass!

Backup? 1,000,000 orcs vs. the 3 Brides of Dracula. No contest. :)

[bailiff.livejournal.com]

I'm a sad, sad, sad badger for actually pondering the question.

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

I dunno; I've got a sense of humour and I'd have the same reaction, were I in his shoes. Questions of the "who would win in a fight" variety appeal only to... other people who ask "who would win in a fight" questions.

[bailiff.livejournal.com]

True, but I would politely evade the question if I were Lee... And I wouldn't scold the fan in an interview afterwards! :)

Speaking of which, if the X-men fought the Sailor Scouts, who would win?

The answer:

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

Don't you see, that when the X-Men fight the Sailor Scouts, we all lose!

[unclekage.livejournal.com]

I can just hear Christopher Lee saying "half-witted."

*melt*

[excess-ego.livejournal.com]

No, no, half-witted is a co-worker who asks his supervisor who would win in a fight between her and another manager. Gotta love the slow-workday conversations that end up spiraling out of control.