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Apr. 27th, 2007 07:10 am
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"You know, a lot of my friends have eligible kids," said Isadora.

"Gawd, mom," said Brigid, "not this again. I go on plenty of dates."

"Not for you!" Isadora replied. "For Greg! That poor boy strikes me as someone who badly needs a woman's touch."

Brigid shuddered slightly at the mental image that conjured up, and said, "Honestly, mom, I'm not sure if he's interested in women. The last woman I know of who had any interest in Greg ended up scaring the wits out of him with her breasts."

"Eh?"

"Long story."

"Are you telling me he ... plays for the other team?"

Brigid shrugged. "I don't know, I don't think I'd go as far as to say that. But I suppose he might. It's hard to tell! He doesn't actually seem to express interest in either sex, except in a vague 'courtly love' kind of way."

Isadora pursed her lips. "But his book has a man and a woman, right?"

"Yes," said Brigid. "There is that."

"Well tell you what, here's your assignment. Next time you go out to a public place with Greg -- party, shopping mall, whatever -- keep your eye on him. Watch who he watches. If he comes over all misty at somebody, you'll know!"

Brigid shook her head. "C'mon, mom, you think I'm an amateur? I tried that already!"

"And...?"

"He spent twenty minutes staring at a potted plant and scribbling down a description of the ladybug he found on it."

-The Gneech

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Date: 2007-04-27 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-sedgwicks.livejournal.com
Was it a lady lady bug, or a man lady bug?
I'm glad you've been posting more fictionlets. Very good.

Date: 2007-04-27 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylet.livejournal.com
ZOMG INSECTOPHILE.

Date: 2007-04-27 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] susandeer.livejournal.com
Now how could anyone possibly be scared by breasts? *stare!*

Date: 2007-04-27 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hbar98.livejournal.com
I snorted! Bravo Gneech, bravo!

Date: 2007-04-27 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hbar98.livejournal.com
Well, depends if the lady is cold...In certain circumstances, they could put an eye out...

/has 7 sisters...
//all older...

Date: 2007-04-27 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] confusedoo.livejournal.com
I'm not looking at you! I'm not looking at you!

Date: 2007-04-28 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exatron.livejournal.com
Not only does that not answer anything it raises more questions. Was Greg genuinely fascinated by the ladybug or did he realize what Brigid was up to and decide to mess with her?

Date: 2007-04-28 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinkyturtle.livejournal.com
A vague "Courtney Love" kinda way, what?

Date: 2007-04-28 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] genecatlow.livejournal.com
It's Greg. The answer is: both.

Date: 2007-04-29 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bailiff.livejournal.com
That's funny, but I always thought Brigid and Greg were *married*...

Haven't followed your fictionlets for very long, though. :) What exactly is their relationship?

Date: 2007-04-29 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exatron.livejournal.com
What exactly is their relationship?

They're roommates.

Date: 2007-04-30 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bailiff.livejournal.com
Ah. :)

Stranger pairings have happened...

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