Off to Her Shift at the Skankworks?
Feb. 11th, 2009 02:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
the_gneechFor reasons not really worth delving into here, I'm home this afternoon and I was out in the yard cleaning out the car a bit. Suddenly I notice walking up our pleasant little suburban street, crossing over to my side, a gal who is about four hours early to be a lady of the evening. Every cliché in the book! Booty-call short-shorts with heart-shaped bling on the back pockets, fishets, halter top, electric fuschia hair, go-go boots. It was like she was dressed up as a hooker for Halloween. 0.o
She casually vamped on by, causing me to suppress a snort, and kept on up the street, occasionally doing the "Give a girl a lift, sailor?" look over her shoulder in my direction, which caused me to suppress more snorts. I couldn't help it! She just looked incredibly silly.
I dunno, I may be maligning the poor girl. It's possible she was genuinely flirting and just has really bad fashion sense, but it's hard to imagine that being the case. Either way it was a highly unexpected encounter to take place in my front yard at 2:00 on a Wednesday afternoon.
-The Gneech
She casually vamped on by, causing me to suppress a snort, and kept on up the street, occasionally doing the "Give a girl a lift, sailor?" look over her shoulder in my direction, which caused me to suppress more snorts. I couldn't help it! She just looked incredibly silly.
I dunno, I may be maligning the poor girl. It's possible she was genuinely flirting and just has really bad fashion sense, but it's hard to imagine that being the case. Either way it was a highly unexpected encounter to take place in my front yard at 2:00 on a Wednesday afternoon.
-The Gneech
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Date: 2009-02-11 08:06 pm (UTC)What's really funny was the first attempt to call me over, then following me for another block, then trying again! It makes me wonder if he thought, "Maybe it's her first day on the job and she doesn't get the signals. Let's try again!"
Maybe she thought your snorting was one of those Elk-in-Rut things!
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Date: 2009-02-11 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-11 08:16 pm (UTC)(Of course- I'm looking outside at sunshine and snow falling...)
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Date: 2009-02-11 08:40 pm (UTC)Crazy.
ESPECIALLY in your hood!
Date: 2009-02-12 12:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-12 02:14 am (UTC)A division of WhoreCo International.
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Date: 2009-02-12 08:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-12 02:52 pm (UTC):P
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Date: 2009-02-13 04:45 am (UTC)