What Is The Gneech, REALLY?

[the_gneech]

Since people didn't seem to care for the options in my last poll, I decided to revise it. Enjoy! And remember to vote your conscience, because it doesn't have any hands and can't pull the lever itself.

[Poll #73018]

Comments

[kevinjdog.livejournal.com]

The Gneech is something that flies around duars when they are played?

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmaybe. ;) -TG

[level-head.livejournal.com]

It's more like 93 million, actually.

"The Gneech is a very talented friend with a very good act that is very close to being together."

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[katayamma.livejournal.com]

What's 5 million miles between friends, eh?

Waxing

[level-head.livejournal.com]

Details of science and solar eclipses
Swordplay and wordplay and thoughts with ellipses...
Deep contemplations, poetical flings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Suburban Jungle with Tiffany's troubles
Mopsy and Beowulf and bursting black bubbles
Legends of Arthur and prey-pouncing springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When mundane life
Has too much strife
And seems to beat my best
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I am not distressed.

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Wax on, Danielson!

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

*claps urgently*

Bravo! Bravo! Best filking I've heard all week.

Re: Wax on, Danielson!

[level-head.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

The Rhyme of the Ancient Marinator, sort-of. The Gneech has inspired a number of bits of silliness.

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Re: Wax on, Danielson!

[level-head.livejournal.com]

Well, actually, you start with a Mango Chutney; I am partial to mangos. ;-)

But in general, my Lady does most of the cooking (and is very good at it!); I am generally a "breakfast cook" only these days.

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Re: Wax on, Danielson!

[level-head.livejournal.com]

All right, you had me working on this one.

I first guessed that "wax" would be replaced by a phonetically similar word. I tried "on danielson" and got way too many results.

But after a bit, it occurred to me that this phrase could conceivably be phonetically correct, but not quite spelled the original way. I tried "wax on Daniel-san" -- and got it.

The phrase is from The Karate Kid, in a scene where Miyagi-sensei is trying to teach young Daniel to take his wax like a man.

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Re: Wax on, Danielson!

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Hear, hear!

-The Gneech

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Hmm ... that'll teach me to try to remember how many million miles it is to the sun early in the morning! -TG

Re:

[level-head.livejournal.com]

Well, early in the morning it is a little further away from you. ;-)

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[tygermoonfoxx.livejournal.com]

It's that secret sauce that makes you so appealing, you know. What's in it? I detect hints of creativity, a bit of madness, very wry sense of humor (that must account for the slight bite....)

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Well, that and the lion's teeth... but yeah. I vote for the secret sauce, too. 'Cause TG is just sauc-aaaay!

Re:

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

And you are just sil-laaaay!

-TG

Who?

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Me?

Naaaaah! *Hides his clown nose*