Make the Bad Morning Go 'Way!

[the_gneech]

Wake me when I'm awake. I ain't got the patience for this today.

-The Gneech

Comments

[spikedpunch.livejournal.com]

"But I am not working!"
"You are not fooling anyone, you will be working hard in no time."
"I want to take the day off.."
"Don't be such a baby, you will be punching in soon enough."

[maxgoof.livejournal.com]

Monty Python reference FTW.

[spikedpunch.livejournal.com]

"I already told you that this was not a Monty Python Sketch."

[maxgoof.livejournal.com]

"Yes it is!"

[spikedpunch.livejournal.com]

No, it is not!

[maxgoof.livejournal.com]

Look, this isn't a Monty Python sketch! It's just contradiction!

[exatron.livejournal.com]

Isn't "bad morning" redundant, like "hot water heater"?

[sirfox.livejournal.com]

The hours between dawn and noon were put here to punish us for Original Sin.

That's my story and i'm stickin' to it.

[kylet.livejournal.com]

You don't know what you're talking about. Mornings are great!

Except the ones in March and April, perhaps >.>

[exatron.livejournal.com]

Mornings would be great if they started around noon.

[maxgoof.livejournal.com]

Come on, if you're awake enough to make an obviously oxymoronic statement, you're awake enough to work.

[stilghar.livejournal.com]

I haven't woken up for work in the morning in longer than I care to remember. :P

[ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com]

I vote we just fire the rest of this week completely, and cut straight to the weekend.

[radbaron.livejournal.com]

It's no longer "The Morning"

Welcome to "Bad Afternoon"

[hallan.livejournal.com]

You too, huh?