The (Embarrassment to All of) Man Show

Great, some dork invited The Man Show to Confurence.

Just as well that was Confurence's swan song, from what I hear. (Or death rattle, more like.)

I personally find the title "The Man Show" extremely misleading. Really their program should be "The Obnoxious Beer-Swilling Moron Show." There are lots of men who have very very little in common with Jimmy Kimble and his crew indeed.

Those guys wouldn't know squat about being a man if John Wayne rose from his grave and kicked their idiotic asses.

Being a man is about strength and honor, gallantry and grace. A man should be erudite, dignified, and charming. Things like bikini bimbos on trampolines barely passes as worthy of attention for neopubescent thugs in high school. A real man's response should be to give a dubious look, say with a sardonic sneer, "Way to raise the bar, boys; won't that be something you're proud to have on your tombstone?" and leave without looking back.

Oh well, I suppose nobody is totally worthless ... they can always serve as a bad example!

-The Gneech