Radio Is a Wasteland

Morning DJ: "Harrison Ford proved to a (some magazine I didn't catch) reporter that his reputation for a short temper is well-founded! Speaking on the subject of charisma, the reporter started to ask Ford why he had endured in showbiz so long when the actor cut him off, saying, 'If you want to talk about charisma, interview Ricky Martin.' The reporter said 'I was speechless after that!'"

Other Morning DJ: "He is a zero -- A ZERO -- in an interview!"

lythandra: What the hell? Maybe he was just sick of being asked the same old bullshit!

the_gneech: (snapping off radio) You mean he won't tolerate airheads? No wonder you guys don't like him.

-The Gneech

Brain ... Melting...

And I blame robin_d_laws, for posting this.

*twitch*

-The Gneech

PS: Actually ... I kinda like it. 0.o You can at least make out the words in this version...

Attention Bombers

You suck. And you are sad. Knock it off.

If you actually want to accomplish something, just come out and say so. Most people are surprisingly accomodating if you just ask nicely.

-The Gneech