Sep. 8th, 2005
Another Bit of Literary Champagne
Sep. 8th, 2005 10:33 am'And you can't get away from it that, fundamentally, Jeeves's idea is sound. In a striking costume like Mephistopheles, I might quite easily pull off something pretty impressive. Colour does make a difference. Look at newts. During the courting season the male newt is brilliantly coloured. It helps him a lot.'
'But you aren't a male newt.'
'I wish I were. Do you know how a male newt proposes, Bertie? He just stands in front of the female newt vibrating his tail and bending his body in semicircle. I could do that on my head. No, you wouldn't find me grousing if I were a male newt.'
'But if you were a male newt, Madeline Bassett wouldn't look at you. Not with the eye of love, I mean.'
'She would, if she were a female newt.'
'But she isn't a female newt.'
'No, but suppose she was.'
'Well, if she was, you wouldn't be in love with her.'
'Yes I would, if I were a male newt.'
A slight throbbing about the temples told me that this discussion had reached saturation point.--P.G. Wodehouse, Right Ho, Jeeves
Question...
Sep. 8th, 2005 08:36 pmHas anybody here used Dramatica? And if so, what did you think?
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