I Hate It When That Happens

The real reason we never see Tiffany's father.

On the other hand, their electoral system is more reliable than ours.

-The Gneech

And Now...

The Contemporary Animated Movie Plot Generator!

Roll 2d6, consult the chart below.

2     Remake of a well-known classic (e.g., Casablanca, Ivanhoe, or High
      Noon), with wacky contemporary versions of the original characters (e.g., Will
      Smith playing a hip, rapper "Sam" from Casablanca).

3     Remake of a well-known classic (e.g., Casablanca, Ivanhoe, or High
      Noon), with the serial numbers shaved off. Also with wacky contemporary versions
      of the original characters (see above). Possibly set in space or at the zoo.

4     The world is going to be destroyed, so the heroes must get to a safe world. However,
      this is just the basic premise. Roll again to determine the actual plot.

5     An unwanted and pointless sequel to a previous generation's animated classic. Roll
      again to determine the plot.

6     A well-known celebrity or various members of the cast of a popular TV show in a
      vehicle that highlights their quirky personality. Roll again to determine the plot.
      Alternatively, an animated TV series brought to the big screen.

7     Nebbish learns to rely on his unique abilities and the help of his friends to save
      the day and/or rescue a kidnapped loved one.

8     Slick-but-lonely operator finds a real family with the collection of oddballs he
      was going to rip off.

9     Slick-but-lonely operator finds a real family with the collection of oddballs he
      wants nothing to do with.

10    There is something bad happening, but the adults don't believe it so a plucky kid
      must save the day. This combines particularly well with #7.

11    Preoccupied parent realizes they've been missing out by neglecting their family.

12    A combination of two or more plots. Roll twice to determine which two. Keep rolling
      and combining until you stop getting "roll again" results.

Now you can make your own! Go for it!

-The Gneech