My tweets

• Tue, 12:30: RT @AvoidComments: Whenever you see a smiling child, remember: she's never read a comment in her life, and she's doing just fine.
• Tue, 13:04: RT @DuvalMagic: PS3: WBWBJ-5WZF5-SSCCJ-H3C3J-6B9RF WinPC/Mac: W3C33-JBXC6-WBZJJ-333JT-XHSHX X360: CBCTB-XH6JT-9XZJF-W63TB-HB6CB
• Tue, 13:23: RT @AdamBertocci: I'm single, but I wear a wedding band. The saxophonist sits on my shoulder; the vocalist clings to me like pants, croonin…
• Tue, 13:35: Shutting down old work laptop for the last time, suddenly have a song from Europe in my head. o/` It's the fiiinal shutdownnn... o/`
• Tue, 14:03: It should be noted here that a Foal Dance is nothing like a Pole Dance. You sickos.
• Tue, 15:01: RT @GearboxSoftware: Tiny Tina's sending out invitations (and SHiFT codes) to the Borderlands 2 Vault Hunters! First up, Axton: http://t.co…
• Tue, 16:19: Hmm. @mlp_AppleJack needs to be better about her tweet limit discipline.
• Tue, 16:39: RT @Aeshir: take me down to parallax city where the hills move quickly and the mountains behind move less quickly
• Tue, 16:42: RT @frieddiode: @wilw @elonmusk An SQL query walks into a bar, approaches two tables and asks, "Mind if I join you?"
• Tue, 16:42: RT @AdamBertocci: Trying to purchase a crate and a barrel and that one Goddamned store keeps fucking up my Googling

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