What the Hell, Dishes?

There are two of us in this house. I run the dishwasher daily, and yet it is ALWAYS FULL.

We had steaks Friday night. We went out to dinner last night. WHY WERE THERE SIX STEAK KNIVES IN THE SINK?

As far as I can tell, there are strange, kitchen-using aliens sneaking into our house and dirtying all our dishes at night.

I'm thinking of hiring security guards.

-The Gneech

My tweets

• Sun, 23:08: Eberroneous http://t.co/UlgA8RBIIY
• Mon, 09:50: *kicks down the door* BOOM, baby! *Kuzko-shimmies onto Twitter*
• Mon, 09:55: *snaps his fingers, several coders immediately release a new interface to suit his whims, while Tom Jones sings his praises* Oh, yeah.
• Mon, 09:56: *randomly riverdances with a dozen guys painted red and blue, no hair out of place*
• Mon, 09:58: Aww yeah, got the moves, got the mojo! //RT @DatBirdbrain: we love you Gneech!!!!! http://t.co/PsQfkRzOmw
• Mon, 09:58: *windows BSOD* AAaooohhh! You threw off my groove! *lackey throws computer out a 30th story window*
• Mon, 09:59: You're welcome! //RT @Joi_the_Artist: I've got Cuzco's theme song stuck in my head, and it's all @the_gneech's fault.
• Mon, 10:05: Havin' fun is serious business! //RT @tobiasgies: ...no harder-working lion around? MORE LIKE LYIN' AROUND, AMIRITE?!
• Mon, 10:06: Yay, I'm a llama again! ...wait. //RT @mlp_Scoots: *Administers potion. Turns Gneech into llama. Potion making cutie mark. ??? Profit!*
• Mon, 10:09: He DOES look happy! //RT @JoelGHodgson: Found this little friend in the garbage this morning http://t.co/XfvzUFRVEw

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