My tweets

• Thu, 14:47: In a world… of relentless brown… one man will rise… by the power of his stubble… to follow prearranged breadcrumbs… and rule the world...
• Thu, 14:50: “You are the chosen one… the white male anti-hero… we beg you to please… do whatever it is you wanted to do anyway…"
• Thu, 15:00: Solomon Grundy does indeed, wants pants.
• Thu, 15:06: Yup, that’s creepypasta. //RT @DatBirdbrain: @GoatSocks http://t.co/6DOlU2mYUD
• Thu, 15:30: http://t.co/tpnbr11Zqr
• Thu, 16:11: For sale, cheap: one cat, perfect for dog owners. Won’t shut up, tears apart trash cans, pees everywhere. -.- #Dasher
• Thu, 17:20: I wonder what I’m going to do for dinner.
• Thu, 17:48: RT @JElvisWeinstein: I'm going to be on "Self Employed Undercover Boss". I can't believe I didn't recognize me that day!
• Thu, 18:08: How about “Ha1lHydr4”? //RT @JElvisWeinstein: I wonder how many people changed their passwords to "heartbleed" today? #hideinplainsight
• Fri, 07:42: o/` My Little Stonehenge, My Little Stonehenge, aaah-aah-aaah-AAAH-aaah… o/`

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