Fictionlet

"Oh, I found an answer to that question," Brigid said.

"And good day to you, Captain Out-of-Context," Greg replied. "Which question?"

"You remember a while back, I was wondering what the male equivalent of a 'fag hag' was?"

Greg winced. "I was hoping that had been merely a bad dream."

"Turns out the answer is 'lesbro,'" said Brigid.

"Don't tell me these things," said Greg.

"What's wrong with 'lesbro'?" she demanded. "It's a perfectly good slang term. Way better than 'fag hag.'" Greg merely gave a sort of soft whimper, and Brigid continued, "Typical, tho. The guys get a neutral or even guy-positive term, and the women get abuse."

"Excuse me," said Greg, "but I would very much like to be excused from the rest of this conversation now, please."

-The Gneech

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My tweets

• Tue, 12:00: RT @Allisomething: That healthcare associated with someone's sex can be discriminated against is not a victory in "liberty" for anyone.
• Tue, 12:24: RT @DoodlestheGreat: Vampire squirrels? Fuck it, I'm out. http://t.co/aIgykj4eU2
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• Tue, 14:24: I couldn’t eat a whole palace. //RT @KensterFox: I object strongly to that Little Caesar's joke. Caesar's Palace would have been funnier.
• Tue, 14:31: Anthro lions would never eat Christians. Nibble, maybe. But only on special occasions.

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