My tweets

• Sat, 12:36: My diet has changed so much that I just had a slurp off someone's chocolate smoothie and was like "WHOAOW SUGAR!!!"
• Sat, 14:52: Four hostas, six smaller shrubs, and twelve bags of mulch later, we now has shady garden in the front yard.
• Sat, 14:53: …I would very much like to go to the spa now please.
• Sat, 15:38: RT @Snoopy: The perfect friend. http://t.co/GzNZ10CGIP
• Sat, 15:42: Well, not quite a trip to the spa, but it’s a shower and a change of clothes and that will do for now. #DapperGent
• Sat, 16:07: "Not all dumbs are blonde." Uh, okay. Was that really worth pasting to your bumper?
• Sat, 22:58: Aaaaand my wifi is out again. *shoots it*
• Sat, 23:52: "That's Why I Murdered the Assassin But Let the Thieves Go" http://t.co/ZSf4OgsfTK
• Sat, 23:53: Awwwwwh! //RT @EmrgencyKittens: Lion, tiger, and mountain lion all napping together ☺ http://t.co/LqhthwDGig
• Sun, 00:10: Just happened upon the phrase “Taters gonna tate.” Not sure if brilliant or awful. Smirking either way. ;D

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