My tweets

• Thu, 12:53: RT @UpturnedBathtub: Just saw scrambled egg instructions. "Your eggs should be soft & fluffy" no they fucking shouldn't - if they are, it m…
• Thu, 13:09: Dear Town of Herndon: Doing leaf collection while 75% of the leaves are still on the trees is not very effective.
• Thu, 13:10: I suspect @foalpapers and @jonathanboakes would get along well if they ever met.
• Thu, 13:11: “Please do not pet. We cannot tell you why.” //RT @kellysue: The secret service dog.
• Thu, 14:12: RT @SnoozeInBrief: The first rule of Pedant's Club is that if anyone else ever joins, I'm going to have to move that apostrophe.
• Thu, 14:25: I don’t miss my old job; but I do miss sitting around bored in my office so I had more time for #TwitterPonies. ;P
• Thu, 15:18: Having a strange craving for hard boiled eggs.
• Thu, 15:28: <3 @mlp_AppleBloom @mlp_Scoots @mlp_Sweetie
• Thu, 15:28: RT @onezumi: Truck hauling ass http://t.co/ogALJbCph4
• Thu, 15:31: AppleJack’s like a salted caramel pretzel. A hard center, a layer of soft and sweet, and then a salty crust on the outside.

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