I Hate You, Metabolism

A week of being 10 points under every day and grueling exercise, and I lose two pounds. Two days of being slightly over, and I gain four.

You're an annoying little shit, metabolism. Cut out the shenanigans. I'm sick of it.

-The Gneech

PS: I've got three days to undo the damage before my Thursday morning weigh-in. I'll do what I can.

My tweets

• Sun, 12:55: Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw.
• Mon, 00:01: That Was Your Whole Plan?: Suburban Jungle http://t.co/URVrcUO0KV
• Mon, 05:07: The haters are indeed gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Very well. Consider it shake, shake, shake, shake, shaken off, shaken off.
• Mon, 05:07: You know it! :D //RT @SwiftBotTayTay: You got to!
• Mon, 05:08: Of course there’s a Taylor Swift bot that responds to quotes from Shake It Off, why wouldn’t there be? XD
• Mon, 07:04: I Hate You, Metabolism http://t.co/JJzl9PrOkj
• Mon, 11:51: RT @GeekGirlCon: Fanfiction Made @ragesinggoddess a Better #Feminist http://t.co/Cv5mNLQSJH via @Medium
• Mon, 11:54: For the lunch crowd: That Was Your Whole Plan?: Suburban Jungle http://t.co/URVrcUO0KV
• Mon, 11:58: *doot-do, doot-do, doot-do, doot-do* o/` I got you bae… o/` *doot-do, doot-do, doot-do, doot-do* o/` I got you bae… o/`