My tweets

• Tue, 14:26: Well geeze, I’M online now, why aren’t you???
• Tue, 14:28: RT @neiltyson: If there is a cat Heaven, and if cat Heaven has mice for cats to chase, seems to me that cat Heaven must then be mice Hell.
• Tue, 14:53: Note to myself: using the “soup reheat” setting on this mikey returns a mug of liquid-hot magma.
• Tue, 21:09: RT @AaronRodgers12: It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure....
• Tue, 21:09: RT @AaronRodgers12: ...and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.
• Tue, 22:05: Goodnight world, and have an awesome tomorrow. :)
• Wed, 07:53: Now see, THIS? This is a Batman v. Superman I would watch! http://t.co/Kif3juvSJe
• Wed, 10:25: People get jealous of @mlp_Plotline for getting so much attention, but truth is he’s just a really good player and earned it! #TwitterPonies
• Wed, 10:26: He’s forever coming up with creative and generous scenarios that exemplify the spirit of the show and the RP guidelines. #TwitterPonies
• Wed, 10:30: RT @DatBirdbrain: Coffee senpai has noticed me. http://t.co/L19vY4Knkl