My tweets

• Tue, 12:27: Hmm. It seems to be a “yell at the telephone for ringing at me” day. I need a reboot.
• Tue, 12:28: Alas, I must go to the doctor instead. No nap for me!
• Tue, 16:09: The Tao of AppleJack https://t.co/YI8tyBjba2
• Tue, 19:31: RT @Boogie2988: MODERN GAMING Don't forget to preorder the season pass! If you do we will give you 3 in game microtransactions for 50% off!
• Tue, 19:31: RT @mhoye: FACT: most "big data" is actually two small datas standing on each other shoulders wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses.
• Tue, 19:52: RT @Inkblitzer: I proclaim the rest of this week to be a stress-free weekend. Cause we all freaking need it.
• Tue, 22:10: OMG @Inkblitzer finally called me! <3 <3
• Tue, 23:34: Gnite world, have an awesome tomorrow. For myself, I hope to not be awakened by nightmares again tonight. :P It makes for twitchy days.
• Wed, 08:26: Kinda over superheroes these days but @demiurgent wrote a nice piece about The Flash here. https://t.co/XM8ESNCZql
• Wed, 10:22: RT @GWillowWilson: Hey, look! Turns out Joss Whedon wasn't actually driven off Twitter by feminists: http://t.co/yTRCre6mNZ

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A New Theory About Cats and Astrophysics

The fact that cats honor the laws of spacetime more in the breach than in the observance is old news. But what frankly astonishes me in regards to my own particular cats is that somehow, they poop out approximately double their own mass every four hours. Given that they are only given three ounces of food each in the morning and evening, this mass must come from somewhere.

It is therefore my theory that all that missing dark matter, presumably being sucked down black holes? Is actually reappearing in litterboxes across the universe.

It is, frankly, the only thing that makes sense.

-The Gneech