My tweets

• Tue, 12:35: New novel is now 25 notecards in Scrivener, with each notecard being a chapter of three scenes. #AmWriting
• Tue, 14:10: Chatty mothers with even chattier kids. The hazards of working in a suburban Starbucks. Headphones! Save me!
• Tue, 18:36: RT @hijinksensue: The answer to homophobes who say "How am I supposed to explain this to my kids?" is probably "Have them explain it to you…
• Tue, 18:59: I'm always baffled by people who are proud of themselves for being an asshole. "I just made somebody's life pointlessly worse, applaud me!"
• Tue, 19:00: RT @jakebe: @the_gneech "Hey, I just call it like I see it!" STEP OFF, CLOWN SHOES
• Tue, 19:14: RT @NotTube: Turns out s good way to get a car salesman to leave you alone is to tell him your price range.
• Tue, 19:16: RT @GeekGirlCon: Love RPGs? Fan of supernatural martial arts? Take a gander at Legend of the Elements from @Logbook_Project http://t.co/oAQ…
• Wed, 08:56: Friends! How many times has this happened to you? KID: "Don’t say CandleJack, or he’ll get you!” @IAmCandlejack: “Hello!” *SCREAM*
• Wed, 08:57: Well stop @IAmCandlejack today, with “CandleJack-Off!” The revolutionary new product that keeps CandleJack away in all kinds of weather!
• Wed, 08:57: Available in cream, spray, or convenient new suppository, “CandleJack-Off” for all your anti-CandleJack needs!

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