the_gneech | My tweets

Tue, 12:35: New novel is now 25 notecards in Scrivener, with each notecard being a chapter of three scenes. #AmWriting
Tue, 14:10: Chatty mothers with even chattier kids. The hazards of working in a suburban Starbucks. Headphones! Save me!
Tue, 18:36: RT @hijinksensue: The answer to homophobes who say "How am I supposed to explain this to my kids?" is probably "Have them explain it to you…
Tue, 18:59: I'm always baffled by people who are proud of themselves for being an asshole. "I just made somebody's life pointlessly worse, applaud me!"
Tue, 19:00: RT @jakebe: @the_gneech "Hey, I just call it like I see it!" STEP OFF, CLOWN SHOES
Tue, 19:14: RT @NotTube: Turns out s good way to get a car salesman to leave you alone is to tell him your price range.
Tue, 19:16: RT @GeekGirlCon: Love RPGs? Fan of supernatural martial arts? Take a gander at Legend of the Elements from @Logbook_Project http://t.co/oAQ…
Wed, 08:56: Friends! How many times has this happened to you? KID: "Don’t say CandleJack, or he’ll get you!” @IAmCandlejack: “Hello!” *SCREAM*
Wed, 08:57: Well stop @IAmCandlejack today, with “CandleJack-Off!” The revolutionary new product that keeps CandleJack away in all kinds of weather!
Wed, 08:57: Available in cream, spray, or convenient new suppository, “CandleJack-Off” for all your anti-CandleJack needs!

Wed, 08:58: Don’t be afraid of @IAmCandlejack! Why scream? When you can Jack O– *gone*
Wed, 09:01: I’d like to introduce you to @BigMacinbot, CandleJackbot. https://t.co/qYh15UtAWq
Wed, 09:07: Soap for Writer’s Block: http://t.co/WVGtvVuKYY
Wed, 09:12: Results not included. https://t.co/aOnVHd8LJg
Wed, 09:12: RT @SUEtheTrex: "Look, it was YOUR cafe that served a T. rex 121 shots of espresso, so in way, that hole in the wall is both our faults."
Wed, 09:17: RT @athelind: Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world. #YeatsInfection
Wed, 09:27: RT @FakeTSR: I <3 hobgoblin samurai.
Wed, 09:47: #Buddha, keeping me from putting my shoes on since 2007. http://t.co/8gq8NvNCpW

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