My tweets

• Mon, 08:17: Baby on Board https://t.co/0JqOqRmZcK
• Mon, 08:39: RT @MattYoungmark: Today's comic: OSTF XX, Wow that’s a lot of Our Story Thus Fars https://t.co/blZKbcNkOf
• Mon, 08:44: #ThatMomentWhen you see two people you follow reply to each other and you're like "When did you two become friends?"
• Mon, 10:02: RT @Marmel: Why do beer drinkers hate Christmas? #FalseOutrage #SettleDown #ItsAFreakinCup https://t.co/v6h6XV2xkR
• Mon, 10:33: RT @ClydeHyena: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." Yeah right. That doesn't really happen. Oh..well then. https://t.co/gNUcVNn0…
• Mon, 11:15: Name change time.
• Mon, 11:31: I am grateful to have a job, but nevertheless frustrated by the constant “I can’t do that now, I have to go to work” problem.
• Mon, 11:34: Only if they have a way to address the issue that caused them to go extinct in the first place. #ExtinctTwice https://t.co/pbkFsxH21B
• Mon, 11:52: RT @ctcwired: TODAY'S XKCD. FUCK YES. https://t.co/6cZsjxBEE7
• Mon, 11:54: RT @mlp_Pinkie: *squeesmiles*

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My tweets

• Tue, 10:25: In which @malki makes me love Weight Watchers again. https://t.co/qecWyIvstk
• Tue, 10:26: RT @LeanneNaramore: Unfamiliar with Fox Business—the network hosting tonight's GOP debate? Get to know them: https://t.co/P55NfzFJUc https:…
• Tue, 10:27: Okay, “GuyFall” was good. https://t.co/gWQVGOm4zX
• Tue, 11:00: RT @seananmcguire: Social media NEVER wants you to feel like you're becoming less popular, which is why people come in with trumpets and le…
• Tue, 11:16: RT @Slypenslyde: Dog rule 64: if it's a breed, there's a dachshund mix of it